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i got a shot!

hi again! i got shot. most of you might think “why is she telling me this?
i don’t care!” but keep reading. i didn’t have a real doctor shot, but a max berner chocolate shot! it was awsome! i could of ate all of it but my mom said no. that stinks. when i get a chance, i will put it up for all to see. it was $4.99. but its really big!

II’s post

okay, so i had an idea. i disided that i would close down this blog. (just kidding!) i made a contest. whoever is vews this page the most, gets to write a post. so i emailed my the vewer who left the most comments. you can do this too, just leave a lot of comments and i might just choose you! okay, so i e-mailed her, and she e-mailed me back with somthing she wanted to post. this is what it was.

 

Here is a chocolate joke:

A man knew he was dying, and in the final stages of his illness he was visited at home by the doctor. Because the man had asked him to when the time came, the doctor said, “Listen, today is probably your last. Do you want me to tell your wife?” Weakly, the man nodded. The man dozed, drifting in and out of awareness. Then, a sensation permeated his consciousness. He smelled chocolate cookies baking. “This is it,” he thought, as he opened his eyes. “I’m in heaven. God certainly knows chocolate chip cookies are my favourite.” But when he opened his eyes, he was in his bedroom. The smell was wafting up from downstairs. The man summoned his last bit of energy, slowly and painfully drawing himself out of bed and onto the stairs. Step by slow, deliberate step he descended, the smell growing ever stronger. Finally he reached the first floor and turned into the kitchen, leaning on the wall for support. Every inch of surface space was taken up with chocolate chip cookies–cooling on racks, stacked in Tupperware, lying on dishtowels, waiting on cookie sheets to be baked. The man smiled as a tear slid down his cheek. “My wife,” he thought. “The doctor told her. Bless her for thinking of this.” And he reached out a hand for a cookie. A spatula reached out and smacked his hand. “Stay out of those,” his wife commanded. “They’re for the funeral.”

stores i love!

hey chocolatepage vewers! here r some stores i like love. the brownies at 11st cafe are amazing! even my dad, who doesnt like chocolate much said so! here is what it says on their card. (note that its in bold.)

11th st. cafe

coffe-pastries-sandwiches

327 west 11th st New York,NY 10014

212.924.3804

Its amasing! try it!

 

 

*this will continue when i get all the stores cards.

watex

u know how i said i love clubpenguin? well watex is my fave cheat site. its really real! its watex.wordpress.com

thats where i got the idea for my blog! se ya! 🙂

private stuff

chocolatepage viewers, here’s my email if you have anything you don’t want to be heard out loud.e-mail me at,  chocolate.wordpress@gmail.com

vote!

vote! if you like chocolate comment it, and i will put up details on July 23, 2008.

chocolate.

this poost is about chocolate in general. CHOCOLATE IS YUMMY!!!!!!! AND GOOD FOR YOU TOO! (dark chocolate is.) yay chocolate!!!!!!

hot chocolate

here is the resipie for hot coco in general. hot chocolate is easey and mostly hase the same resipie.

you will need, one (1) pack or cup full of the poder you will use to make the flavor of the hot chocolate, milk, a cup,a microwave, and a tablespoon. (if you have one of those cup things) first, pour yourself a regular cup or glass of regular milk. (not like half and half) DO NOT DRINK IT UNLESS YOU POURED TOO MUCH!!! put it in hte microwave for about 5-10 minites, or untill it gets hot. then,when you take the milk out, pour the pack or 2-5 tablespoons of hot chocolate into the hot milk. mix with the spoon. now you have a nice hot chocolate! the next part is optional, but i highy recommend it. put wip cream or marshmellows on the hot chocolate for extra yummy goodness! i like to put both. or, if your in the mood for an iced drink, put ice in it! its still good! i didnt try it with the marshmellows or the wip cream though. 

NOTICE!

chocolatepage vewers, please note that the comments will only be acepted if they are about the post. people like to do somthing like “hey ikitkat nice post!” and such, but THEY WILL BE ERASED! Jen, please note that yours was okay, but it was about chocolate in genral. i have a post for chocolate in genral now that i saw your comment there. hers said, “i like dark chocolate, but my husband wont let me eat it.” and people who know me by my real name, please dont write it. please write ikitkat instead. thanks! 🙂

p.s. Jen, your huband is missing out!